Best Calendar of All Time
Dude, counting the days will never be the same for me. Each day I get to gaze at the beautiful mind splicing imagery of MOPARNARNIA. Did God herself take these pictures and have George Hayduke do the editing? The feelings this calendar will bring up in your inner spirit animal may be unsettling, but stay calm and enjoy the journey, you will be rewarded in the end. I don't want to give any spoilers......but May... I mean whoa, stop, just how? Do not let another day of the cosmic 2018 year of time go by any further without ordering and accepting this calendar. Bide your time and take it slow.
ProsEVERYTHING IN LIFE
ConsThat we cannot live in a yearly ground hog day scenario so we can keep using this calendar forever.